See this guy strip! No thanks.
Says Kitty Play: sooooo im really strapped for cash, and dave friggle gave me this great idea how i can make money. apparently there is this place in the DUMBO section of Brooklyn where hipster dudes can get paid to strip. im not into this sorta thing but hell, sometimes a boy gets desperate.
im starting by performing to Rocket From The Crypt's cover of the Ray Charles classic "Lose Your Clown" and a few other awesome surprise numbers. this seriously might be a once in a lifetime chance to see me take it all off in front of a crowd and get rowdy. i met with the owners of the club tonight and gave them a short private set. it was pretty hectic but they seemed really swell and complimented me on my package!!! also they said if this saturday goes well i can come back next week. so cross your fingers.
im pretty excited about this oppurtunity to strut my stuff but im also really nervous.
the show starts at 10 and im on at 11:45. so be there and bring tons of small bills. you are gonna love my leopard print undies. i swear. im also giving $20 lap dances all night.
hopefully ill see you there.
20 Jay St.
F train to York St and walk two blocks towards the water.
password to get in is "PEACOCK"
there is a $5 cover but you get two free drinks with your entrance.
fully stocked bar with a lovely staff.
Check out the thread on 31G.