San Fransisco - Date With Lady Sovereign
An obsessed fan, Zach Slow, bagged a date with Lady Sovereign by raising $10,000 to take her on a luxury night out. He got the money from donations to his website using pathetic pleas, such as: “this night is for ALL of us... the little guys... for everyone who's had a dream that didn't come true, we're going to show the world that anything is possible. Sure, it will be ME sippin' the champagne and handing SOV a diamond grill with MY name on it, but you will ALL be there with me... it will practically be your name on that grill. So let's show the world the power of community.”
Sov, used to a happy meal and a fondle behind the local cinema, jumped at the chance to go on the extravagant night out and met him after her San Fransisco gig.
Zach used his money to good effect, spending it on:
Yacht and private chef: $5,000
Stretched SUV limo for 5 hours: $1000
First class flights to LA: $1000
Hotel rooms plus a suite at super fancy hotel: $1500
Overly priced primo booze for 7 people: $700
Tips for staff on yacht and limo: $180
Limo to airport: $150
Gifts: $200
Paypal charges: roughly $270
Once it was all over, Zach posted this message, which we think perfectly sums up the whole event:
“It's hard to explain--maybe even impossible--how it feels to be sailing under the Golden Gate Bridge with nobody else around, under a sky filled with stars, and Lady Sovereign saying to you "lets smoke another blunt, Zach Slow!"”.
We did something similar a while back for our Grimewatch column. Our writer Clarence took grime MC Shystie on a date to the Natural History Museum. Clarence didn’t have as large a budget as Zach, but spent his money very wisely on a small plastic dinosaur as a present for Shystie.
Ad Roc recently remixed one of her tracks ('Blah blah blah'). Impressive
Posted by: steve PMX | 26/06/2006 at 18:32
too bad he's a pedophile...he's cute
Posted by: ... | 26/06/2006 at 20:24
haw haw haw + - this is the kind of story I check viceland daily for, this shit made me spit out my coke
"let's smoke another blunt Zach Slow" HAW HAW HAW
oh the website, the WEBSITE
Posted by: VENN DIAGRAM | 27/06/2006 at 18:20
sorry I misquoted above
"lets smoke another blunt, Zach Slow!"”
this guy is the TRON GUY of '06, get him on Kimmel quick
Posted by: VENN DIAGRAM | 27/06/2006 at 18:21
Is Slow the guys last name or was that a nickname she gave him?
Posted by: Nicholas Gazin | 27/06/2006 at 23:44
Ha ha, good story indeed.
Posted by: Dan Curran | 28/06/2006 at 04:04
Did he fuck that britt-wiggHER
Posted by: | 28/06/2006 at 22:40
that guy is way hotter than her.
Posted by: sharon peak | 29/06/2006 at 04:51
Lady Sov is hurting, I don't like that weedy shit one bit. she better slow down cause she is so fucking annoying right now. oooh, a role model for a generation of aggressively stupid english girls can memorize some rhymes, hello new generation revolution. it's nothing to be proud about to be a chain smoking retard who talks like a baby while pushing yer baby down Asda to buy more 2-4-1 WKD and Asda Basics white bread and beans. her music's a terrible terrible shit, how did this novelty act manage to bamboozle Jay-Z into thinking she was something other than a one month wonder? oh yeah cause he's the same genius who thought working with Linkin Park would be cross pollination of the genres to end all and be all. and god she's ugly with the wonky eye and all. bring on the next needle dick Ordinary Boys collab, my ears are wasting away from malnourishment and addiction since I heard that hott shitt. I see she also acquired FAT FACE since ''Hoodie'' blew up and stormed the Top 43
Posted by: fuck off lady | 29/06/2006 at 12:50
soverign has the most annoying voice this side of Urkel in a vocodor
Posted by: shepherds boosh | 30/06/2006 at 12:04
for 10,000 dollars this guy didn't even get a kiss did he
Posted by: ztalker | 30/06/2006 at 12:41
grime sucks - the sound of the voices sound like cockney frogs croaking. it's even worse coming out of the fat throat of a white trash girl who's a refugee from Jeremy Kyleland
Posted by: EPMD-Tang Boyz | 30/06/2006 at 17:35
what the fuck" I can't belive this shit people will put $ into anything, If ENRON still had a stock people would be lined up AGAIN for lies and the same results. Anyways props to the gamer who all you dumbfucks gave your $ 2
aye" bro, I hope u got laid..
Posted by: apadada211 | 11/07/2006 at 01:26
I think she's cute a button and absoutely rocks!!
Posted by: linda june | 25/05/2007 at 15:52
http://sexxearch.info x
Posted by: Zmajrbx | 03/06/2007 at 16:25
this guy Zach is proffesional add creator working for Goodby Silverstein, the world most famous advertizing agency, and the whole thing is just to test the power of virals and they used company's resources to make this real. Funny thing though
Posted by: ai | 05/10/2008 at 20:41