Canada - Solo 100/100 Wrap Up

When Vice decided to throw 100 parties in 100 nights, we were kind of
excited. It seemed like it would be non-stop fun. But try counting to a
hundred...can't do it, right? Goes on and on, doesn't it?

The writing was on the wall as early as party #2 when our Alberta guy Mike
Tweedie got thrown in the drunk tank. We learned that yes, you can get drunk
off Coors Light, and that this was going to be a freaking marathon of
excess.

Most of it went off without a hitch though, even though Vice staff became
increasingly tired, bloated, and cranky, not to mention prone to screaming
boozy late-night death threats at Shawn Phelan, the Vice super-genius who
came up with this plan and got a cell phone company to bankroll it.

Everyone involved found a way to survive, though. Our Ontario guy Tim
McCready embraced the idea that “free drugs are good drugs," which led to
comical misadventures like the time he turned into a Down’s robot when
someone in North Bay gave him tranquilizers, or when he found himself
defending his lady friend’s honor in a punch-up with some ex-cons. But ask
him if he thinks it was worth it, sleeping 40 nights in van throughout
small-town Ontario, and he’ll simply point to his distended belly bloated by
endless beer and 7/11 taquitos. We're not sure what that means.

There are, of course, hundreds of stories that come out of a hundred parties
- do the math - and most of them are boring. Hell's Angels crashing BC
parties, tit-flashing galore in Quebec? Yawn. But the point is that we did
it. 100 parties in 100 nights, all over the giant landmass that is Canada.
And we are never, ever doing it again.

 

Comments

[Dorian]

"The road to excess leads to the path of wisdom".

[asd]

A road leads to a path?...hmmmm, you are stupid.

[taylor]

No, it makes sense. What he's describing is when you get lost.... you're driving down a road, and suddenly it turns into a dirt road leading to god knows where and you're realizing you got bad directions and are lost.

[Fry Guy]

Tiger Tiger, burning bright--- Vice likes to party! Parties are cool, Vice is cool...! Is this how it's supposed to work?

Fire the angels rose,
and as they rose
deep fire roll'd round their shores
indignant,
burning with the fires of orc.

[Fry Guy]

..."firey"

[!@#$%^]

That poor bitch was looking fine before the beatdown. She said some shit about how wrong the war in Iraq was. Now look at her. Vote Republican and you won't get beat down.

[petro]

i think she looks hot all beat up. i'd throw one in there. this gives me an idea for a website catering to a niche fetish that i'm sure would make me a million dollars:
www.beat2shitchix.com Copyrights!
Anybody wanna bankroll me?

[correction]

"the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

good try though

vagina bloodfarts

[Miles]

thanks for not coming to winnipeg,
assholes

[holllaback]

thundercunt

[ARHH]

"the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom" - party monster :) You know ive noticed majority of these forums are filled with shit that has nothing to do with the actual topic

[Julie]

I knew greatness had decended upon us all that fateful night in Penticton B.C. where Freeride/Vice threw the very raucous '70's track star-ish themed fiesta. My favorite party moment was the guy from Vice, who was trashed, stumbling around and kept inquiring as to where I got my Adidas jacket...then proceeding to tell me how fucking great I looked...and as he so dutifully noted....he would know he IS from Vice!

[d]

coors lite?

[Andrew Cross]

Oh my god there were a hundred parties and I missed every single one of them!?! Damn too bad I just found out about Vice.

[3507321C]

The vancity party was wicked, do eeeeeeeeeeet again !11!!!

[El Leo]

You wan't a good idea for a crazy event? Now that you've mentioned "small town" Ontario, do a small town takeover. And do it here, where I live, in Whopsvill- er, Toney Cre-, I mean, Stoney Creek Ontario.
Here, the polish mow there lawns in the winter and the Italian fathers at squirt level soccer games sport highlights.
Europe is only a Tim Horton's full of honda civic pride away.
I'd love a nice VICEING of this hell.
Please.

[Jesse]

Hi we're a store in Ottawa Ontario called Nine Lives. We would like to carry your magazine here. Our address is 403 Dalhousie St @ Rideau St. located in downtown Ottawa. Anyways hope to hear from you.

[Jesse]

Hi we're a store in Ottawa Ontario called Nine Lives. We would like to carry your magazine here. Our address is 403 Dalhousie St @ Rideau St. located in downtown Ottawa. Anyways hope to hear from you.