Aryan Krump

We like to keep up-to-date with all the latest shimmies so we can impress the ladies at the disco. In the past we've turned you on to Footworkin' and the Bird Flu. Now a hot new dance is sweeping across northern Europe. The Hakken used to be de rigueur at Gabba parties, but a new move called the Jumpstyle has given the scene a much-needed zillion volt jump-start. It looks like Aryan krumping and seems to confirm racial stereotypes about dancing.

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Comments

[Andy]

this is the stupidest thing ive seen today

iNCRedible

[Barclay]

So who does that song? It's awesome.

[dfs]

ooh fuck me I'm crying real tears.. when he pulls up on the ped outside a cottage was funny enough, but then they all start doing that hokey-kokey dancing, all at the same time in their tight ass pants with one leg rolled up and the shitty stereo.. tooo much bro. too much.. I notice there are no girls either.

[meat has nothing to do with the living]

priceless

[the one that fucked you yesterday]

ok vice, you really made it again with this retard dancers. i mean, if this is your idea of dance, then really, staying in fashion is not your kind of thing.oh,by the way....fuck off you twat!

[trot bo]

It's like the raver trot meets tai-bo. I love you internet.

this is like the gang from beat it but fast forward to 2006 and somewhere in northern norway

[sATaLYte]

mad ghey.

Did anybody finish watching the shit, it's like five minutes of gay ass aryan tecno barn dancing.

[Keep it going.]

They are finish, and they are not gay. Just o up to these guys, and call them gays, they will kill you with their knives (no joke), especially since you\'re a nigg.er.

Cool dancing, crazy styles. That guy in the middle (white t-shirt) sucks, but check the moves of the guy in the jacket, and the uther guy in the white t-shirt.

It\'s like punk-rock rave, aryan crazy....

[Hi there.]

Finnish people are really cool.

Looks like a bunch of phsyciatric day release patients.
If not I reckon Germans.

[potty]

omg one dudes on a mobile while jumpin around, multi tasker- wouldnt wanna mess the movie ure uploadin!

"We like to keep up-to-date"

hardly, this video is fucking old news

[blah]

dancing is fucking stupid. and people who are REALLY into dancing are always the most flakiest self absorbed douches on the planet.

[Mikey]

Look past the dancing. It's a stark social commentary on the hardships of life in Scandinavia. Go to http://www.evolutionsyndicate.com/breakdance.php to really learn to breakdance.

[Narpless]

A exercise program for mentally disabled european homosexuals! Thank you viceland for making my saturday mornings more interesting!

[name]

Completely ridiculous and embarrassing: this one is a keeper.

"It's like punk-rock rave, aryan crazy...." oh? I thought it was more like gay german riverdance... The bit with the scooter! that's tough man TOUGH!

[Keep it going.]

Ok, this is not something I would do myself, or anything (I\'m way to relaxed to be jumping around like that). But it does look funny (a bit stressfull however).

[llpkojihugyftdrseawq]

I wonder what Hitler would think of this.

[Narpless]

Hitler would love this! The moped was the coolest shit on earth! Oh my god i have to watch it again. Like the fonz crossed with a homosexual on speed!

Imagine being the guy in the house there, being woken up at 4.30am by this mosh

[abcde.]

The song is: DJ Coone - The return-

[popular in asia]

i didn't think i'd ever be able to put street fighter meets dance dance revolution in the same sentence