We know the “soy turns kids into homos” story has been all over the blogs, but we wanted to point out a walking, breathing flaw in the argument: teenage Chinese lesbian gangs. If the estrogen in soy is "feminizing" little boys, shouldn’t Asia be home to a bunch of moody women with huge cans? Not happening. Inherently small Asian dinks also debunk the whole penis-deficit-from-soy thing, and the influx of gay hustlers in Chinatown hasn’t seemed to affect population growth in their homeland. We want to know what the guy who wrote this ate that made him look like Clint Eastwood’s retarded brother. Asbestos?