VICE ZINE REVIEW - TITTY CITY
Finally, after umpteen years of getting shitty obscure arty zines in the mail, we receive a nice little piece of gold. "Titty City" is, basically, just a bunch of casual photos of pretty, normal girls, often with their tits out. They may as well have called it "Girlfriend Material." Then there are a few random shots of, I don't know, cars and stuff. We didn't really pay attention to the non-tit shots. A note to aspiring zinemakers: Choose a theme that is undeniably appealing and then beat it into the ground. And to the makers of “Titty City,” make sure you send us Number 2.
To get a copy, write to tittycity@gmail.com.
wow, I'm down. first in line for this
Posted by: titty | 07/02/2007 at 16:55
Do they mail overseas?
Posted by: Art Vandelay | 07/02/2007 at 17:08
My two favorite things, titties & cities.
Posted by: FRESH RIGAVICH | 07/02/2007 at 17:34
reminds us all that the human race survived because God pu them tittays near their mouth so that when they started yappin we would have an instant reminder why we didnt want to just hit them with a rock and shuttemup.
aint it ironic that the blabbiest tend to be the flattiest?!
Posted by: playertwo | 07/02/2007 at 22:48
good one
Posted by: everybody | 07/02/2007 at 22:54
PICS?
Posted by: beefnug | 07/02/2007 at 23:06
I would rather shit on her chest and call her, "Carl"
Posted by: jc | 08/02/2007 at 01:34
TITTY PICS
Posted by: Dr.E | 08/02/2007 at 01:54
Still sorting through the emails, sorry if we haven't got back to yours yet.
You can get Titty City through the Hamburger Eyes online store..
http://www.burgerworldchronicles.com/pie/zines/
It should be updated within the hour.
Posted by: Jesse | 08/02/2007 at 02:31
How about Shity Titties?
Heh....
Where's my copy????
Posted by: McSqweebs | 08/02/2007 at 02:45
SOUNDS GOOD
Posted by: E-BRAKE | 08/02/2007 at 19:07
another point for Vice-style irony by posting this ad for what is ostensibly an exploitative titty mag in the "Girl Issue".
Posted by: Kamikaze | 08/02/2007 at 19:11
So I guess Vice isn't interested in the manic graphics of frustrated Grad students and black and white collages illustrating the horrors of the capitalist SYSTEM. No, it's all about the tits in this mag. Who needs political satire when you could be looking at amateur porn? It's better not to think too hard about stuff. Stuff is confusing.
Posted by: Scott Baio | 08/02/2007 at 22:06
The capital of Titty City is in Areola Plaza. The best way to get from Brastrap Crossing to Armpit Gulch is by taking the Tongue. It usually comes once a night after dark. It's best to get indoors before the sperm arrive. Such is life in Titty City.
Posted by: Scott Baio | 08/02/2007 at 22:10
for 10 bucks I can get just as many pages of titty, and in color, from the liquor store
Posted by: tonky | 08/02/2007 at 23:11
this is the shit that makes women hate menz.
Posted by: $$$ | 09/02/2007 at 00:49
Holy crap, I LOVE cities!
Posted by: kornchips | 09/02/2007 at 01:37
its your papa
Posted by: bob lawblaw | 09/02/2007 at 06:30
"Who needs political satire when you could be looking at amateur porn? It's better not to think too hard about stuff. Stuff is confusing."
Show me one example of this 'political satire' that isn't the same Ted-Rall-sloganeering-dodge-the-point-bedroom-leftist horseshit the alternaworld's been peddling since the late 70s and I'll consider ditching the porn. Stewart, Colbert, Franken et al. may be funny, but they haven't done shit as far as actually having a discernable effect on the administration or political machine is concerned. It's all one big choir-preaching circle jerk.
Posted by: TP | 09/02/2007 at 21:25
I don't even know who Ted Rall is. I'm only in it for the T & A.
Posted by: Scott Baio | 09/02/2007 at 22:33
have you guys been to tit fuck city?
Posted by: anonymous-san | 09/02/2007 at 23:52
yeah, free hand-jobs with your happy meal
Posted by: Scott Baio | 10/02/2007 at 06:57
Ten dollars is way to much to pay for a photocopied zine. A dollar or two is fair. Ten is agreeable if the covers were handsilkcreened.
Posted by: Nicholas Gayzor (is my Star Wars handle) | 13/02/2007 at 01:48
Angels wear low cut tops. The Finger can go.
How giving of this Hot chick to let someone
photograph her.
Posted by: Bundry Whytes | 13/02/2007 at 18:36
Back when I was doing Charles in Charge, Nicole Eggert used to this thing with a Mars bar. It was UNBELIEVABLE!
Posted by: Scott Baio | 13/02/2007 at 23:48