NEW YORK - TOO GOOD?
In the same way that weed has gotten so strong lately you have to ration yourself teeny little hits just to keep from being plunged into a nightlong stupor, funniness is starting to get a little out of hand on the potency front. Take this Atlanta sexpert's thoughtful diatribe on the nuances of penis power for example--every single sentence she hums out is like a full Winnebago Man unto itself. And when her dumpy EdMcMahon finally chimes in on the similarities between jack rabbits and vibrators, the whole peaks into "Oh fuck, I think I'm choking territory." Can they actually push things further than this at the exponenential rate we've seen? When we have kids, are we going to have to warn them about using the internet for laffs because "they aren't the same as when we were your age"? Oh man. If anybody's got any feelings on the ending, post below. We're still working our way through the third minute (rectum full of sperm).
PS: Unfortunately the video has been taken off YouTube, but you can still check out her website for loads of priceless footage about genitalia spirituality, crackheads, and the lifestyle struggles of black transvestites.
I can't see the clip but I am sure you are talking about this lady's show on PeopleTV, Vagina Power on our cable access channel in Atlanta.
That show is off the chain! She tries to be like Dr. Ruth but is really hood with it, beginning with words like testicles at the begininning of the show, then when she's crunk it's all nuts and pussy, girls don't be scared of the penis, and dynamite in the pants, etc..
The other the show to check out if you can is the big bad wolf show.
It's called "What's Really Going On", and it's pretty much a stripper in a pig mask dancing ass naked on basic television, while a guy in a wolf mask pretends to eat her out and have sex.
Gots to check that shit out.
Posted by: sATaLyte | 17/04/2007 at 17:24
"We are livin' in the 21st century"
Posted by: G-dawg McFlex | 17/04/2007 at 17:52
hahaha, "penis power".
Posted by: el ron | 17/04/2007 at 18:38
lol black people
Posted by: CHICKEN & WATERMELON | 17/04/2007 at 18:46
this is makin' me horny!
Posted by: jackrabbit | 17/04/2007 at 18:58
Her myspace page is fucking mad. Shes dressed as a Nazi smoking cigars, with sculptures of giant vaginas on a slide-show:
www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower
Posted by: CHICKEN & WATERMELON | 17/04/2007 at 19:13
can we get a spell/missing word check on this "article"?
Posted by: microlaughs | 17/04/2007 at 20:13
my favorite quote was "and the mind ain't no good, becuase the penis is all ejaculating in the brain" that shit is brilliant...
Posted by: figgy | 17/04/2007 at 22:06
seriously, i don't ask for much, but can we PLEASE get Darius to weigh in on this??? how would a nigga hit THAT?
Posted by: utah | 17/04/2007 at 22:34
It's like a cross breed of Al Sharpton and Sue Johansen.
Posted by: Zoë | 18/04/2007 at 01:19
the $2.99 shrimp platter at long john silver's part just kills me
Posted by: $2.99 special | 18/04/2007 at 03:52
Please note the crocheted uterus with fallopian tubes on her myspace page.
www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower
Posted by: Opicypro | 18/04/2007 at 04:14
The "dumpy Ed McMahon" is her mom, actually.
Posted by: Hiyo! | 18/04/2007 at 07:35
the idea of a guy ejaculating in my brain is driving me wild. this stuff is programmed all up in my vagina, rectum, uterus--and the only defense is to stay prayed up.
Posted by: zych | 18/04/2007 at 07:40
I love the way that fat fuck covers her vagomach with that black folder or whatever it was...ya think that maybe a dark stain was growing larger as that other idiot was ranting about sperm? Or maybe it was the Long John Silver remarks that was making her wet.
Black people are funny!
Posted by: Smith | 18/04/2007 at 12:16
BRILLIANT - bitch deserves instant celeb status.
Posted by: supernova | 18/04/2007 at 15:38
SHEEIT
TAKEN DOWN BY USER
anyone download/mirror it?
Posted by: beefnugs | 18/04/2007 at 17:05
http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/
Posted by: mirror | 18/04/2007 at 20:27
Here's a working video link:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/
Posted by: Bryan | 18/04/2007 at 21:11
Gee, and here I thought that I was missing something (culturally) while living outside the States...
...mind you, its not like Chinese TV is culturally interested either so, meh.
Posted by: juhuacha | 19/04/2007 at 02:03
Wow...
Posted by: Damn | 19/04/2007 at 10:39
that lady is awesome- funny, sure, but totally awesome. i wish i had the f**king balls to get up on public access and talk about that s*it. i love the way she talks!!
Posted by: peter heb | 19/04/2007 at 19:35
Help me, I'm trapped under a moron!
Posted by: | 19/04/2007 at 23:35
This link is even stronger medicine, if you can believe it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuXfFvUQ7w
I thought it was an SS uniform, too, until she explains that she endevors to "pilot the pussay."
There is also a discourse on government cheese that made me herniate myself.
Posted by: I'd do Alexyss | 20/04/2007 at 00:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I
Posted by: pea nus | 20/04/2007 at 01:43