NEW YORK - ENOUGH
Come on, people. It's not like we're "beach bums" or something who spend an inordinate time in the ocean, but can we PLEASE stop discovering new creatures that look like a whale's small intestine and apparently move by taking a reverse shit? That nauseating Japanese mouth-shark or whatever that spiraled its way up to the surface a few months back was bad enough, but at least it was on the other side of the planet. It'd be nice to be able to even think about taking a swim without being racked with shudders. Oh, and it goes without saying, calling a pale, seven-foot long living entrail a "Sea Serpent" is as much an insult to the mythological beast community as it is to our intelligence.
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The ocean is god's gross jar.
Posted by: sea-man-serpent-pig | 03/05/2007 at 23:45
i agree. everytime i step in the ocean i keep thinking theres gonna be some freaky gross thing that either going to slime me, stab me or bite a chunk out of me. even when seaweed brushes up my leg it freaks me out
Posted by: karasu | 04/05/2007 at 00:14
gays love pools
Posted by: setor | 04/05/2007 at 00:19
These creatures are the future of tenticle rape -- expect to see them featuring in specialized Japanese fetish video sometime very soon.
Posted by: Horny Japanese school girl | 04/05/2007 at 03:05
i dont know that mouth shark was pretty rad. give weird animals a chance.
Posted by: you know some guy | 04/05/2007 at 06:43
oops posted that twice, please delete one a these, i dont want to look like some fucking idiot.
Posted by: you know some guy | 04/05/2007 at 06:44
Rats
The needle hits the record above the right knee. at the soft area.
You haven't been able to spot them because they're to fast. Stolen SETI.
They don't know how popcorn works.
They hide.
Posted by: flashfocus | 04/05/2007 at 11:04