MIAMI KAOS - DIVINE RETRIBUTION

Miami Kaos is the guy responsible for all those absurdly glossy rap covers that look like they were airbrushed then put through every filter in Photoshop then CGI'd for good measure. He is so sought-after in the world of mixtapes that wannabe-MC's have resorted to forging his signatures on their own photoshop efforts just to give their CDs a fighting chance. You'd think Miami would be sitting pretty at this point, but apparently all the generic ultra-macho imagery he was constantly commissioned to crank out started to get a bit tedious. So, in an effort to break out of this pigeon-hole, he reneged on a personal pledge to steer clear of religion in his work and turned Remy Ma into a huge-titted crucifix for her album Shesus Christ. Now, following her implication in a shooting, it looks like Miami Kaos is feeling the heat from the biggest G of them all...

VICE: You must be pretty sick of doing all the standard thugged-out stuff.
Miami Kaos: Yes. You have Miami Kaos, who can draw anything you can imagine, and 90 percent of the projects are, "Yo, draw me holding money in one hand and the 9MM in the other." I'm like, "Playboy, you can take a picture like that. Ask me to do the out of this world stuff."

Is there anything that's too out of the world for you though?
Being a Christian, I turn down any project where someone wants me to depict them as Jesus. Anything Biblical I'll refuse.

Erm... But what about that Remy Ma cover where you made her a she-Jesus?
I recently backslid. I did exactly what she asked for. I gave no input save that it wasn't a good look, but she ignored my advice. This decision was made on behalf of my staff who were urging me to think more of business than my personal feelings, but none of that should ever come before God. I did something that wasn't totally Kingdom... And look at the fall-out!

You think all this is punishment for you making her Shesus?
I prayed for forgiveness and won't be doing that again.

Well, good luck with that and thanks for your time!
Cool. Thanks to God.

* For more Miami-Kaos go to www.miamikaoslayouts.com

Comments

Remy Ma is so dirty. She could eat me alive and I'd enjoy it.

[suckit]

This guy's work is soooo whack, but it's nice too.

[laced]

The Jay Z and Lil Wayne cover is dope-ass.

[Matty]

This shit is stupid.

"Hey, Mr. Kaos, can you depict me portraying every negative stereotype of the black community? All on one page... And it'd be real nice to put some $100 bills in there too."

Wee.

[tt]

lil wayne is everywhere, when are black people going to learn the

[tt]

they need to stop shooting each other and start shooting white people

[tt]

kidding of course

[bomcult]

"hey mr kaos.... can you depict me"

whoever wrote this has no clue fuck off be pc somewhere else mixtape covers are not youre issue...you probably have never copped one..smh and this cat should thank his holy stars that hes not reworking the new testament cover.keep christanity at home.

[tonykhapone]

Miami Kaos is one of the dopest artists in the world. I say, fuck what you hear other people say...give the man his props!!! He's good. He deserves it. F"u"ck anyone who thinks otherwise. "To Kaos... do you homie...tell these d!ck rotten fagats to eat a D!CK straight up!"

khapone

[bobbycarey]

yo cal!!whats up cuz? man fuck these people saying - shit.i dont understand how can somebody sit and shit on something somebody did and they not doing shit there self.keep doing what you do and let them punks stay on the corner.

[imksp1zzle364 aka chris]

yo calvin u have come a long way since we use to draw together in each others living room im on ur heels though im coming out with my own shit
ink spizzle aka chris from 131 back in the day vix1 prism the pheonix crew