LACTOSE LOVE

What happened to milk? From weaning through to that heavenly time when cereal is the most important meal in the world, milk was essential. But then we heard that it's probably bad for you and now we're hearing that it's bad for the environment and somewhere along the line, milk got boring. But wait! Dairy doesn't have to come from a cow. In fact, there's a whole bevy of other teats we can tap in order to make milk less meh ...

Everyone's tried goat's cheese and buffalo mozzarella, but have you ever nibbled on rat cheese or Fromage de Merde (literally shit cheese) as it's called in France? What about the gamey taste of cat creme? Got ass milk? They say it makes you live longer. And bacon butter promises to be as popular in the West as camel ice-cream is in the Middle East.

DOM TUNON

Comments

[ew]

i gagged a little at the kid playing in fucking rat milk.

bark milk

i mean, BARF milk...

*semi*

[Nathan]

Who said anything about rat milk? If its the rats that tipped you off, then I'd be inclined to say its human breast milk - given the baby. Mmmm, a warm chalice of breast milk teeming with rats. Who needs cereal?

[L. Actation]

no-one milks the dogs like we used to. It's fulla protein

[Red]

Those rats are thinking 'Eugh, fucking baby in my milk! Disgusting...'

You can see the one next to it that has already bailed. He can't take it anymore, too gross!

[Anupam Choudhury]

Thats not fucking rat milk! Thats rats being fed milk in a temple in India where rats are revered as they're close to the main deity. You must visit this place. Lots of people visit this place for boons. No one hurts rats there and rats cause no diseases there. The baby is perhaps just as free as the rats ;)

[A. Matthews]

reminds me of fat Tony in the simpsons as he's being cuffed by police chief wiggum

"everyone likes rats, everyone likes milk; what's the problem?"

[Rumpleforeskin]

Yeah, um, I just milked myself. I gotta go take a nap now.

[Cow]

Got rat milk?