TECHNO-VIKING'S ALIVE!
For months we've been asking around, trying to find someone who knows the whereabouts of Techno Viking (the pectorally-proud guy who shows up at the 40 seconds mark). We chased sightings of look-a-likes around Berlin, but to no avail. Then, just as we were started thinking of him as the Waldo of rave, he pops up in the new Beowulf movie!
Whoever cast TechnoViking as Beowulf deserves an Oscar. Who else could we entrust and believe in to take on the evil monsters?
No one else.
Apart from this man.
Posted by: Emilee | 12/11/2007 at 19:38
I'm actually sobbing at my desk because I actually thought you guys found him. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. I need to know this guy's story so bad it's tearing my life apart. I just lost my g/f and my job and I'm not sleeping and I'm drinking like my name's Chinaski and it's not even him... further, further into the depths I go.
Posted by: Dougal. | 12/11/2007 at 21:53
I saw an interview from German tv with techno viking few weeks back. They had tracked him down to his Gym...Viking's a bouncer. Viking had grown about twice in size (body building), obtained a chocolate/orangy tan and dude's got cornrows now. F*ck yeah.. all hail
Posted by: Mr. Rodok | 15/11/2007 at 10:06
You are fucking evil. You'll do anything to get people to click on your web site! Brain teaser indeed.
Pfft!
Posted by: Schnack | 15/11/2007 at 15:53
I heard from a friend who heard it from someone who read on the internet (as these things happen), that club promoters in Europe are trying to get a hold of him so they can pay him to make appearances at their clubs, in order to boost the popularity of said clubs. I want to meet him. I want him to point at me sternly. I cannot die until this happens.
Posted by: Paul | 17/11/2007 at 12:19
I heard from a friend who heard it from someone who read on the internet (as these things happen), that club promoters in Europe are trying to get a hold of him so they can pay him to make appearances at their clubs, in order to boost the popularity of said clubs. I want to meet him. I want him to point at me sternly. I cannot die until this happens.
Posted by: Paul | 17/11/2007 at 12:20
I heard from a friend who heard it from someone who read on the internet (as these things happen), that club promoters in Europe are trying to get a hold of him so they can pay him to make appearances at their clubs, in order to boost the popularity of said clubs. I want to meet him. I want him to point at me sternly. I cannot die until this happens.
Posted by: Paul | 17/11/2007 at 12:21
The Latest Technoviking Video (to The Calling by The Sound Mirrors)
Posted by: Jessica | 17/11/2007 at 20:51
Oops, paste the link below or on my name! ;)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iNya1iX-prM
Posted by: Jessica | 17/11/2007 at 20:52
Techno-viking does not dance to the music, the music dances to techno-viking.
Posted by: Euan | 20/11/2007 at 00:34
Posted by: Ohred | 22/11/2007 at 04:41
Posted by: Phred | 22/11/2007 at 04:41
Here's the interview Paul was talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIChUOV9Fzg
Posted by: Phred | 22/11/2007 at 04:43
that's not him in that interview.
Posted by: Hey Phred | 22/11/2007 at 14:11
"I'm actually sobbing at my desk because I actually thought you guys found him. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. I need to know this guy's story so bad it's tearing my life apart. I just lost my g/f and my job and I'm not sleeping and I'm drinking like my name's Chinaski and it's not even him... further, further into the depths I go."
you are damn right !!! im felling the same here. im so so upset, and so tired of looking for him, i need to know him, he is GOD !!!! look at him, superior!! super human! he is sent a spell on us with his magic dance ! Heil ! heil ! Techno vicking ! if i ever have a son i will call him techno vicking in your honor, man u make me cry, i wish be like you, !!!! please let me know who are you, are you real ? please answer me !! u are from other race lost in the times we need your ADN to survive as human kind ! heil heil techno vicking !
Posted by: pablo | 12/12/2007 at 09:31
vice mag blows
Posted by: | 05/01/2008 at 03:18
The music playing in the video clip is what I am looking for......sound good...anyone know what is playing?
Andrew Ghalashahi
Posted by: Andrew Ghalashahi | 10/02/2008 at 03:12
Ha haaaaa! Ghalashahi! SANDWICH!
Posted by: ryan lane | 25/02/2008 at 17:06
Whats's up!!!
Posted by: Andy | 01/03/2008 at 23:12
Yea, I'd really like to know what the techno in the background is also. Anyone got any idea?
Posted by: Smeegs | 19/03/2008 at 23:10
many people think the techno viking is sum bouncer/bodybuilder, WELL NO!!! techno viking is very secret he doesnt get there only his soul n mind gets there, only his true disciples can c him in person!!!, youtube posted a rare vid of him dat only lasts 4:01 to be exact, it is the only proof we have of him, so we shall cherish it like the sky avobe humanity!!!
he dat mimics techno viking shall be sorrounded by darkness 4 all etternitty!!!
ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKING!!!
Posted by: dee | 22/03/2008 at 20:37
He'd phail in the UFC.
Posted by: Chuck | 05/04/2008 at 23:52
techno viking is keith Jardine, UFC fighter, for you stupid people out there
Posted by: Viking in Training | 06/04/2008 at 17:32
Ok again.....who can get the music that is playing?
Posted by: Andrew Ghalashahi | 22/04/2008 at 19:31
I want a statue of Techno Viking pointing. I'll set it in the corner by my front door to scare off Jehovah's Witlesses.
Posted by: Evonne | 24/04/2008 at 00:32