Sometimes our fax machine acts up and holds onto messages for a few days before spitting them all out at once. This was apparently sent to us last Thursday, but didn't come down the wire on our end until just a few minutes ago. Let's hope it's not too late...
CC: News and Wrongful Death/Civil Rights Attorneys
Dear Congressman/Senator:
RE: MY WIFE WAS RAPED BY ANTI-TERRORIST TASKFORCE (FBI) OFFICAL;
1. I RESPECTFULLY REQUEST THE IMMEDIATE APPOINTMENT OF A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR ON OSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE CHARGES;
2. RESPECTIVE AGENTS INVOLVED SHOULD BE DENIED ACCESS TO ELECTROMAGNETIC WEAPONS AND PLACED ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE PENDING THE APPOINTMENT; AND
3. THESE AGENTS ARE ENDANGERING THE PUBLIC – MANDATORY IMPRISONMENT IS CRITICAL.
My name is Bert Agrela and I need assistance from your office. Specifically, I need to determine the names of (Anti- Terrorism Taskforce (FBI) agents who are actively engaged in direct obstruction pf justice thru the torture of electromagnetic weapons. This matter is significant and would justify your efforts. In short, my wife was raped by a terrorist taskforce agent and coerced into performing sex acts – thru the use of electromagnetic weapons.
Electromagnetic weapons are a type of weapon that directs energy at a target from a distance – and is integrated into spy satellites. Where two electromagnetic lasers cross, they effectively create friction -- thereby torturing the target. Magnets are transparent to infrastructure and the physics here are electromagnetic. In addition to torturing an individual from a distance, acoustics can also enter into the human’s nervous system. You can read all about it here:
http://www.projectcensored.org/newsflash/ElectromegnaticWeapons.pdf
Some officials misused this technology for personal sexual jollies. After my wife was raped, she was consistently tortured, threatened, and suffered significant brain damage. The United States Government still uses Electromagnetic Weapons to drive individuals to suicide. This technology is, for the most part, classified but information is available at www.layinstitute.org
Filipinas were targeted here in the Bay Area probably because they met the demographics: no family ties in this country; gullible, programmable. Several of them were driven to suicide after being used as sex slaves. The cable Filipino channel aired an 800 number asking for information pertaining to the numerous suicides.
The Filipino Consulate (Moralis) in San Francisco considers this a matter serious and is investigating. Both the House and Senate Judiciary are also reviewing this matter.
Since I reported this matter to the FBI office in San Francisco (and spoke to their duty Agents), the individual who raped my wife (and/or his colleagues) were instrumental in attempting to drive my wife and I to suicide thru the use of these Electromagnetic weapons. These individuals have a motive. It should be noted that this, in itself, constitutes obstruction of justice.
I wish to name individuals who were either harassed or tortured thru the use of Electromagnetic weapons:
VICTIMS/WITNESSES
Doug Cole (Investigator, Public Defenders Office San Jose)
Richard Sweat, VP of Sales and Marketing (Amity Systems)
CD, CEO (Amity Systems)
Leonor Raso – (wife – attempts are ongoing)
Chris Bartolo, Director of Sales (Contactual)
Mike Vanaman, VP of Sales (Contractual)
I also wish to file a restraining order against these individuals who are currently engaged in harassing and/or torturing my wife and I (direct or indirectly). I wish to also provide references that have information on the matter at hand.
Resources and expert witnesses:
Daniel Sheehan, Attorney (in the Edwards campaign) <<(knows all about this)
Kim Briggs (United States Attorney, Oakland)
Senator Feinstein (knows all about this but doesn’t want to get involved)
Dr. Nick Begich, Executive Director, P.O. Box 201393, Anchorage Alaska 99520
I can be contacted at the number below.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Bert Agrela
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Bert isn't picking up his phone right now, but we'll let you know what's happening as soon as we hear back from him.


I told you this shit was real.
Read "THE INVISIBLES".
Posted by: Grant Morrison | 21/01/2008 at 22:52
This is a complete falsehood. Nothing of any interest has ever happened in San Jose.
Posted by: Stephen A. Murphy | 21/01/2008 at 23:11
Filipinas are gullible? Like, gullible enough to marry some batshit crazy lard-ass honky?
Or gullible like your wife comes home smelling like Old Spice and jizz and then sells you a story about secret CIA rape lasers?
Posted by: Eli! | 21/01/2008 at 23:49
Actually, I think this is legit. Google "HAARP".
Posted by: Patrick | 22/01/2008 at 00:23
Seems like this is a common fantasy amongst people who are crazier than shithouse rats:
http://chicagoist.com/2006/05/16/fbi_stop_raping_my_wife.php
Posted by: Cooler King | 22/01/2008 at 01:36
Wow - HAARP? Awesome discovery.
When you discover RA Wilson your mind will be blown.
Feel free to write us a book report.
Posted by: Eli! | 22/01/2008 at 01:50
Ted Pennington has a magnet laser. But he's not the only guy who's into Asians.
Posted by: Ted Pennington | 22/01/2008 at 16:44
"Rape Laser". Say it one more time. "My wife was struck by a rape laser". General Butt Naked should be given a rape laser. I bet it makes a sound like "ngngngngngngngngnngngggggg...." (it trails off at the end).
Posted by: weeeeeeee | 22/01/2008 at 18:09
you lot think this is really funny don't you. i was struck by a rape laser once and it really smarted. rape lasers are serious business :(
Posted by: osvaldo osbourne | 22/01/2008 at 18:46
just googled his and this guys name (bert agrela)
and he pops up makin this comment abour lasers again on a mental disability website....
http://www.mentaldisabilitylaw.com/?p=14
Posted by: yourmomsface | 23/01/2008 at 01:32
I used to work at a unpopular but necessary nonprofit and we got this shit all the time. Calm down, it's called having a fax machine. And someone out there having more technical ability and bonkers ideas than sanity and inhibitions.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger is less gay than Eli Manning | 23/01/2008 at 14:38
Wow, did anybody actually look at that project censored link? Skip the first 10 pages or so, unless you're still a bit foggy as to what "human rights" actually are and why people have this thing about protecting them. Then there's a recount of some old mischiefs that the government already got busted for several decades ago. Sorry buddy, those stories are about as played out as a "This is Why I'm Hot" VS "Soulja Boy" mash-up right now(1). But then the rest of it is giddy, overly-researched paranoia...yet just believable enough to freak out your more gullible friends (and the Filipino women of San Jose).
(1) Fuck off DJ Nitpick, I know those two wouldn't beatmatch
Posted by: Jupiter | 23/01/2008 at 16:36
Left overs from the movie Orgazmo?
Posted by: .. | 23/01/2008 at 16:36
If this is true, you're all assholes. Ha
Posted by: zip zap | 23/01/2008 at 17:35
maybe this was all done by VALIS and the pink laser beams...?
Posted by: UglyMazie | 24/01/2008 at 04:08
No wonder nothing happens in San Jose. Its the feds! They hate San Jose as much as I do!
Posted by: Timbre | 24/01/2008 at 06:36
Don't cross the streams!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: RayParker | 24/01/2008 at 19:57
You can visit http://www.impeachbushtherapist.com for regular updates to The Bay Area Filipina Suicides.
-Bert
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 25/03/2008 at 10:48
I met with Kim Briggs [US Attorney in Oakland] three times. She still hasn't phoned me back to tell me the name of the 1st federal agent who raped my wife and the numerous civil/human rights abuses on Oxford Circle in Dublin, CA. Senator Feinstein knows all about this.
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 25/03/2008 at 16:58
My wife and I purchased a townhouse in Dublin, California. Late one afternoon, my wife [a 90 pound Filipina] came home crying and said that an old man who is “very powerful and sees everything” had raped her but refused to tell me who he was. The FBI/CIA later confirmed that it was a federal agent but didn't provide me with his name. My wife and I were then separated and there were several attempts to drive the both of us to suicide thru the use of these electromagnetic weapons. Now, I have reason to believe that the individual who raped my wife is a federal agent who lives across the street from our townhouse located at 7513 Oxford Circle in Dublin, CA. I have visited the US Attorney’s office three times, met with Kim Briggs, and have yet to learn who this individual is. I am still waiting for her phone call. It is my understanding that my wife was then raped two more times since then. Both the House and Senate Judiciary are aware of this serious miscarriage of justice – all senators who sit on the Judiciary [including Senator Feinstein. What are the next steps?
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 25/03/2008 at 23:20
When a woman is targeted as a sex slave [i.e., the subject of electromagnetic harassment/torture], their lifespan generally shortens to between 6-12 months. During this period, they are ordered to perform sex acts to complete strangers -- or face additional torture. These strangers [conspirators] have been US Attorneys, Anti-Terrorism Taskforce Agents, and Secret Service Agents [w/Executive Privilege].
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 26/03/2008 at 20:57
Filipina women were tortured into performing sex acts [here in the Bay Area], then driven to suicide [in an effort to obstruct justice] thru the use of these Electromagnetic weapons. The suicides were so numerous that in 2006 a San Francisco based organization repeatedly aired spots on the Cable Filipino channel and provided an 800 number for anyone with information.
These women are listed in the arbitraries [07/06/05/04 and possibly earlier]. Telltale signs that they were EMF victims are such that they appeared to be talking to themselves before they committed suicide – see Directed Acoustics [page 28] US Electromagnetics Weapons and Human Rights by Dr. Peter Phillips
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 26/03/2008 at 20:59
When a woman is targeted [i.e., the subject of electromagnetic harassment/torture], their lifespan generally shortens to between 6-12 months -- before committing suicide. During this period, they are ordered to perform sex acts to complete strangers -- or face additional torture. These strangers [conspirators] have been US Attorneys, Anti-Terrorism Taskforce Agents, and Secret Service Agents [w/Executive Privilege].
Posted by: Bert Agrela | 26/03/2008 at 21:35
koo-koo
Posted by: Plato's Ghost | 25/05/2008 at 14:01
Through the looking glass -- what was science fiction a few years ago, human tecnology wise, is science fact, with a pace rapid enough it isn't accepted as part of our reality. The path of least resistence most cost effective if you like, would dicatate a battlefield of the mind. One shouldn't expect a type 3 or higher civilisation to mount an independence day style attack to conquer. The victim species wouldn't be aware, and those individuals who were would be isolated for fear of the straight jacket bregade. Retro engineering is part of the military. Consiquently it would follow that there would be an interest in this field of endevor. Sodium pentathol was a truth serum of the 60's --- with 40 plus years and unlimited black budget funds I have to believe they have something that works really well. Why then torture the rag heads at abu grey? Maybe its their nature.
Posted by: henry | 25/05/2008 at 21:03