this should be in Beano comics or the back of a kids supplement in a sunday newspaper. So so so so bad..... Julia Wertz must be fucking somebody well though
really jackson? I thought we were san francisco bffs. well, you better be joking or this is war! my master weapon= nickelodeon gak. bring it on, asshat!
um, obviously I didn't post that last one, because I while I ain't got good grammar, I at least know the difference between "you're" and "your." jackass.
why do small people always talk about being small all the time? seriously all the time they're always fuckin complaining- "i'm soo small","i'm so tiny", "i'm so short", "this bracelet wont fit, my wrists too small"
What is Vice? I don't know Vice, but Julia Wertz' comic I know, and I like it. A lot. I think I like it more than tacos. So, if her comic is on Vice then maybe I'll read some of Vice.
Probably not.
But maybe, if my boss stops walking in here. And the news post on Penny-Arcade isn't too long, and I can get through Questionable Content, Wondermark, xkcd, A Softer World, Beaver and Steve, Cat and Girl, Diesel Sweeties, Goats, Megagamerz, Overcompensating and some of Dayfree Press, maybe then.
But I've got to get some coffee first. Oh yeah too much coffee man, I haven't ready that in a while, maybe there's new updates by now. Sorry Vice maybe tomorrow, maybe someday.
Goodbye The Onion coaster. I hope those post-its didn't have anything important I was supposed to do on them. Sh1t this mouse pad is absorbent. They should pass em out next time Exxon holds a oil spill.
You know what's really irritating? I'll tell ya. It's really irritating when someone walks past your desk and ask, Did you just spill coffee all over your desk?
I mean you're 7ucking looking right at it. What does it look like you C@ckbite.
This comic strip is for those who can appreciate it. And there are alot of "small" people out there, don't forget. So, maybe this isn't funny or clever or witty enough for you, but maybe this is because you can't relate to it on any level. I can. And I absolutely love it. Thank you, Vice.
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Loving this. More please
Posted by: Emilee | 11/03/2008 at 00:48
f-ing fantastic. give us more!
Posted by: Shmoolie | 11/03/2008 at 01:46
I LOVE fartparty!!! Julia Wertz is a fucking hero! I really want the book.
If you like that you might like this
http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/
garfield minus garfield !
Posted by: ange | 11/03/2008 at 15:43
Great to see Julia in a Vice pub. It's the dream of any vulgar, ironically-detached, cynical bastard, and I'm glad hers came true!
Posted by: Jackson West | 12/03/2008 at 01:07
Boring and badly drawn, what's next Vice, Dilbert?
Posted by: Bethany Callighen | 12/03/2008 at 01:57
this should be in Beano comics or the back of a kids supplement in a sunday newspaper. So so so so bad..... Julia Wertz must be fucking somebody well though
Posted by: agreed | 12/03/2008 at 02:11
really jackson? I thought we were san francisco bffs. well, you better be joking or this is war! my master weapon= nickelodeon gak. bring it on, asshat!
Posted by: the fart party | 12/03/2008 at 02:45
ps- for the record, I'm fucking the president
Posted by: the fart party | 12/03/2008 at 02:46
even you're comments are boring ...
Posted by: jeeeees | 12/03/2008 at 06:47
um, obviously I didn't post that last one, because I while I ain't got good grammar, I at least know the difference between "you're" and "your." jackass.
Posted by: the fart party | 12/03/2008 at 08:47
Vice magazine, we are impressed that you give us comics
Posted by: matthew | 12/03/2008 at 18:34
why do small people always talk about being small all the time? seriously all the time they're always fuckin complaining- "i'm soo small","i'm so tiny", "i'm so short", "this bracelet wont fit, my wrists too small"
fuck! i know already!
now a fucking comic.
jeez
Posted by: ma | 13/03/2008 at 10:00
Julia is the funniest person alive. and the best artist. I'm cool and I don't like comics but i read this everyday. no joke.
Posted by: Jennifer | 13/03/2008 at 16:40
to be fair, 5,2" isnt that small. i know smaller.
Posted by: lix | 13/03/2008 at 18:47
More Fart Party.
End of discussion.
Posted by: T2 | 14/03/2008 at 04:40
What is Vice? I don't know Vice, but Julia Wertz' comic I know, and I like it. A lot. I think I like it more than tacos. So, if her comic is on Vice then maybe I'll read some of Vice.
Probably not.
But maybe, if my boss stops walking in here. And the news post on Penny-Arcade isn't too long, and I can get through Questionable Content, Wondermark, xkcd, A Softer World, Beaver and Steve, Cat and Girl, Diesel Sweeties, Goats, Megagamerz, Overcompensating and some of Dayfree Press, maybe then.
But I've got to get some coffee first. Oh yeah too much coffee man, I haven't ready that in a while, maybe there's new updates by now. Sorry Vice maybe tomorrow, maybe someday.
Posted by: idkrash | 14/03/2008 at 14:20
Shit... I just spilled my coffee all over my goddamn desk.
It got on my mouse pad. G*dd@mmit.
Posted by: idkrash | 14/03/2008 at 14:22
Goodbye The Onion coaster. I hope those post-its didn't have anything important I was supposed to do on them. Sh1t this mouse pad is absorbent. They should pass em out next time Exxon holds a oil spill.
Posted by: idkrash | 14/03/2008 at 14:26
You know what's really irritating? I'll tell ya. It's really irritating when someone walks past your desk and ask, Did you just spill coffee all over your desk?
I mean you're 7ucking looking right at it. What does it look like you C@ckbite.
Posted by: idkrash | 14/03/2008 at 14:30
idkrash- please, for the love of god, FUCK OFF ALREADY
Posted by: the fart party | 14/03/2008 at 18:44
I love The Fart Party!
Posted by: Jesse | 15/03/2008 at 06:14
idkrash is a mongoloid
Posted by: Lenny Longbottoms | 15/03/2008 at 14:38
this is really really cool, giveus some more, please
Posted by: justin | 19/03/2008 at 20:22
This comic strip is for those who can appreciate it. And there are alot of "small" people out there, don't forget. So, maybe this isn't funny or clever or witty enough for you, but maybe this is because you can't relate to it on any level. I can. And I absolutely love it. Thank you, Vice.
Posted by: Yadira Smith | 20/03/2008 at 15:51