Dear Vice,
Could this guy be any more perfect? He looks like he just committed the perfect murder and is carrying the body parts home to pickle in a jam jar. And you couldn't bitch slap that smug look off his perfect fucking face if you tried. The only thing I'm wondering is, what is he listening to?
JULIA
agree. that's all I can say.
Posted by: martin | 09/04/2008 at 14:15
He's absolutely wonderful! I'm betting he's listening to his own personal childhood recordings he just recently converted to MP3. Reports about squirrels, and his parents fighting.
Posted by: Aaron | 09/04/2008 at 14:31
Rapemaster by Whitehouse
Posted by: | 09/04/2008 at 14:40
He's listening to some classical music and contemplating whether to have asparagus or artichoke hearts for supper.
Posted by: Sean | 09/04/2008 at 15:12
N.W.A.
Posted by: ... | 09/04/2008 at 15:27
JJ FAD.
Posted by: Steve PMX | 09/04/2008 at 15:46
jelly roll morton
Posted by: george | 09/04/2008 at 16:54
god, aaron, i think you're right
Posted by: liza | 09/04/2008 at 17:08
This guy reminds me of Truman Capote
Posted by: Emilee | 09/04/2008 at 17:11
magnetic fields.
Posted by: gg allin | 09/04/2008 at 18:00
Skynard.
Posted by: Victor Chipnak | 09/04/2008 at 18:45
BRAINBOMBS
Posted by: uhtheekna | 09/04/2008 at 19:17
theme tune to Alvin and the chipmunks
Posted by: ld | 09/04/2008 at 19:38
burt bacharach most likely
Posted by: colin | 09/04/2008 at 20:46
He's listening to the screams of the tortured girls in his apartment.
Posted by: Mr. Children | 09/04/2008 at 22:09
definately static
Posted by: rod | 09/04/2008 at 22:45
"banana phone" :) most definitely
Posted by: ell | 10/04/2008 at 02:30
I like how the retard who said "Skynard" also spelled it wrong.
Posted by: Eli! | 10/04/2008 at 05:11
Bikini Kill Vs Mozart
Posted by: emzzz | 10/04/2008 at 15:13
Run DMC. Attitude!
Posted by: Gia | 10/04/2008 at 16:04
Haha.. I agree with ell
Posted by: Will | 10/04/2008 at 16:33
Katrina and The Waves' "I'm Walkin On Sunshine," clearly.
Posted by: shelbyC | 10/04/2008 at 17:57
GG Allin for sure
Posted by: lukes | 10/04/2008 at 18:36
Something brutal...
Posted by: Grizzly | 10/04/2008 at 21:13
he looks as if he's content, are you?
Posted by: jinky | 10/04/2008 at 21:48