LONDON - CHARM OFFENSIVE
So the council have started putting up posters congratulating themselves for clearing up the puke and dog shit on our streets. Their PR guys have deliberately (let's hope) confused the term Charm Offensive. Unfortunately, they forgot that you're not supposed to boast about stuff you suck at. The reality on the streets is that puke is everywhere, it's worse than ever, and no one ever cleans it up. Our pavements are
pockmarked with puddles of vomit at various stages of decomposition,
from the fresh-from-last-night puke to the tell-tale splash stains left
by older puke corroding the sidewalk.
These local government posters just call attention what a crap job they do. Don't you think?
i am totally offended by this post - my local council - Lambeth - does a splendid job of keeping dog shit, needles, vomit, holes, broken paving stones, dead animals, and festering bags of rubbish on our streets. oh, wait...
Posted by: jesus | 30/06/2008 at 11:25
I know I shouldn't think so but that chick looks so hot!
Posted by: Ajo Mike | 01/07/2008 at 07:01
What the fuck is a trot?
Posted by: wally | 01/07/2008 at 07:31
I'm pretty sure "the trots" is diarrhea
:)
Posted by: Kendar | 01/07/2008 at 09:20
Agreed. Fat chick plus fishnets plus puking everywhere like a roman = HOT. Denial simply means you're a fag.
Also, cocks.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | 01/07/2008 at 12:26
Fat girl is hot.
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | 01/07/2008 at 12:27
Hot, the fat girl is...
Posted by: AVERAGE JOE | 01/07/2008 at 12:27
Is it wrong that I felt the need to enlarge that picture before squeezing out some soldiers?
No
Posted by: John F Corsair | 03/07/2008 at 14:40
I'd rather be a fag then!
Posted by: Ben Dover | 03/07/2008 at 15:13
It is weird, they are advertising the fact they are doing their job? Look everyone, we are doing what we are supposed to do?
I guess that is as cutting edge as public service advertising gets!
Posted by: Lordpesto | 03/07/2008 at 23:56
This makes no sense, the council are trying to boast about actually doing their jobs, and also acting like it's some sort of free service when it's actually paid for by the public anyway.
The council are doing what we pay them to do...great.
Posted by: Leonie | 04/07/2008 at 12:46
Why are you trying to out-vice each other by pretending you think a puking fat girl is hot?
Posted by: hellawaits | 07/07/2008 at 17:16
look you bunch of idiots, the posters are advertising a phone number to report problems that the council will sort out IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER!!!
They aren't saying 'look we are perfect'
PAY ATTENTION AND READ THE SMALL PRINT!!!
Have you thought for one moment that 'the crap job they are doing' is cleaning up after you shitfaces???
Posted by: Jennifer Galler | 08/07/2008 at 21:33
FAT GIRL IS NOT HOT!
Posted by: boz | 09/07/2008 at 16:07
Sorry , but the fat girl is hot !!
Posted by: Kwan | 10/07/2008 at 12:11
If girl's vomming is your thing, this'll be right up your street:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T8vCUSD6nuc&locale=en_GB&persist_locale=1
Posted by: Mrkalhoon | 10/07/2008 at 14:30