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CAKE FARTS - AN APPRECIATION

CakeYou know what separates Cake Farts from the rest of the momentarily-humorous joke porn herd? Attention to detail. They could have easily dialed it in with some store-bought cake and offscreen whoopee cushion noises, but they chose not to skimp and instead brought to the table a well-iced, homemade cake and some of the longest, most anus-distending farts we have ever stared at with our jaws in our laps. It is both good cake porn and good farting porn, and it's that level of artisanal care which makes it universally appealing to the broadest possible spectrum of people who will watch a girl fart on a cake.

Pudding Farts, on the other hand, is more of an acquired taste. (Please do not watch before or after eating.)

Comments

Man, thats not even KINDA sexy.

Egads... the dook! I am literally heaving.

It's not a homemade cake. It's a the refrigerated Pepperidge Farms cake. I used to get those all the time. Used to.

I got wood

U ain't seen nothin' yet:

http://rapidshare.com/files/79323483/cake.wmv

http://rapidshare.com/files/131116129/meatloaf.wmv.html

Oh GAD. I am gagging. Still.

at what hour of a meth binge do you start jerking off to this? i'm guessing around 11am.

I am confused as to why I am so incredibly turned on by that. I just watched it at work and had to go into the restroom to rub one out.

let them eat cake, with thier tosted salad...

this shit makes my dick hard

Now I know what i want for my birthday!

http://www.birthdaycakefarts.com << even better!

I had sex with both models before. Ashleigh is the poster "cake fart girl". Mandy is the "birthday cake fart" girl. Both know how to make a girl happy.

http://www.puddingfarter.com ... now that should have been choco custard

I jacked off over the birthday farter video many times, I'd lick her butthole clean for sure.

Guys! These perky sassy chicks now moved on to fart on a meatloaf...no shit...(literally lulz)

http://cakefarts.com/meatloaf/

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