LONDON - DRUG LISTS

If you are a regular reader of such paragons of upstanding journalism and good taste as The Sun or The Daily Mail, then by now you are probably aware of the drug list that Bob Geldof's daughter left on the table at the Old Blue Last. A lot of people have been spouting bullshit to us like, "Who makes a list for drugs and puts their name at the top and then doesn't take it with them to get the drugs?" and, "Wait, come to think of it, who makes a list for drugs?" and, "This would be literally THE easiest thing in the world to fake if you were the type of attention-seeker who goes to the press to tattle on celebrity daughters and insists on them printing your own name and picture in the story." Just to put these cynics in their place, here are some other of the notes we've found in the bar over the past couple weeks.

Comments

[sallyslackarse]

Is 'Alicia Keyes' rhyming slang for '4 bags please?'

[Wolf359]

Well, guess those also dispel the 'only massive twats go to the Old Blue last' myth too.

Oh. Wait.

[La moustache Hurlante]

Thank you Mr Cobain.

[Ken Ehrlich]

Just thought you guys over at Vice should know that Adbusters took out a pair of white gloves and gave you the metaphorical tallywack across the face in their latest issue. I'm sure it's nothing that you quipsters won't have a cool comeback for, but they smacked you around pretty good, I must say. Not that you and your kind don't deserve it, though. Oh, and by the way, do you think you can feature any photographers who don't only take pictures of their friends with a used instamatic? There's a whole world out there, you know, and there are plenty of interesting things to take pictures of besides your BFF drinking a Colt .45.

[jordan (mr. L.A.)]

eggs, bacon, milk,& heroin... meth? this aint the 90's (meth,the new crack)?

[Why am I here?]

Dear VICE,

Hi, I don't like you anymore.

So what I'm going to do is, keep coming here every day. That way I can comment about how much I hate reading your blogs, your pictures, your tv shows, your jokes, in fact I'm going to keep tabs on your entire output - just so I can tell you how lame I think it all is.

Thanks

[Joe]

What a load of bollocks, if i can get off my face without every man and his dog getting wind of it then why cant bob fucking geldofs daughter, not that i reckon this list is real...

[Daniel Memo]

Thats great. A drugs shopping list. How funny. I used to take drugs but then Id sit on my mates bed and look out of the window and think of al the things I'd like to do but couldn't at that time because low grade drugs (class B) had turned my legs to lead.

I hope Peaches is OK.