NEW YORK - GOATEE SAVER
Assuming this isn't a really well-made joke ("Real Men Wear Goatees"?) they should compile a list of every person who buys one of these like that national gun registry libertarian types are always going on about. Only in this case we'd use it for x'ing instead of imposing martial law.
good for shaving your privates too! Ror that clean fur ball look you've always wanted for your junk.
Posted by: | 08/08/2008 at 21:04
Man NASCtARd fans will love that shit.
Posted by: ehh | 08/08/2008 at 22:52
I hate these fucking "million dollar idea" assholes. They've always got some PT Barnum-lite cynical marketing view going on and act like they're really pulling one over on all those sheep instead of putting themselves into the dipshit limelight.
Posted by: scuz | 08/08/2008 at 23:01
For fuck's sake, they're called Van Dykes when a mustache is involved. And they look like a hairy puss.
Posted by: boris | 09/08/2008 at 00:07
Why doesn't he just use his boyfriend's dildo and let the little attached balls cover his chin?
Posted by: jon1156 | 09/08/2008 at 02:38
this post made me think of having a goatee
Posted by: guy | 09/08/2008 at 12:15
I do the opposite
I put on a skimask and shave. its all the same
Posted by: | 09/08/2008 at 17:41
you could also use a vagina. 2 birds, one stone.
Posted by: | 09/08/2008 at 23:37
2 birds and one stoned vagina.
at least you get a little action.
Posted by: dave | 10/08/2008 at 01:30
http://www.goateesaver.com/
Posted by: blah blah | 10/08/2008 at 16:19
i read goatee "goatsee"
Posted by: martin | 11/08/2008 at 07:53
Guy looks like eminim
Posted by: vicar | 11/08/2008 at 12:57