BLOGJAMMING - TEABAGS ON WHEELS

At first we thought these guys were taking the piss out of all those snooty fixed-gear types, but then we noticed that some of the baggers appeared to have carefully shaved their scrote in preparation for the shot and a guy in our office who's really into cycling postulated following: "They manicured it for the feeling, I expect. Imagine how good it feels to drop a smooth set onto a freshly powder-coated frame." After shuddering worse than we ever have, we came to the conclusion that we are never asking him about anything for the rest of our lives. Seriously, it was like having your spine rigged up to a paint mixer. (PS: Please don't let this be another fucking viral marketing campaign.)

Comments

[James]

I guess that's one way to fight your own battle against the vegan-fixed-gear bitches in Portland!

[wow]

viral herpes campaign

i'd never let my balls touch a bike w/ such a shitty bottle cage

i recognize that sac

most of those bikes have gear shift and rear brake cables so i'm guessing theyre not fixies