THE INTERNET - SMALL MAN, BIG MOUTH

Every now and then something comes along from so far beyond out of leftfield that you are left feeling like you've somehow just slapped yourself in the face with your own dick. You get left so confused by the "hows" and "whys" that you can't actually formulate or articulate things like "feelings" or "opinions" and are just left sitting there like a mute staring at the screen like you're lock-eyed with the thing from The Ring. So, here's Sir Ben Kingsley lip-synching to "Minor Threat" by, erm, Minor Threat. We'll let you decide the whys and wherefores. Either way it's a whole heap scarier than The Ring. What a piece of shit that thing was.

Comments

[Jeff nelson]

this is literally the best thing i have seen for months.

[Concerned, Isle of Man]

This should be in the 'DON'Ts', surely?

[bozmund]

i saw this this morning. so random! is there some kind of reason for this or is it just completely random?

I'm gonna go listen to some minor threat!

[Louise Haynes]

A Don't ? Fuck off. Ben Kingsley is God in "Sexy Beast" and Minor Threat are God in "Every fucking thing they've ever done" Add it together and you get GOD 2.0 which in my books means this video is up their with that time my nan told me this joke :
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was black.

[Concerned, Isle of Man]

You're so quirky Louise. I would pinch your cheeks if I could.

[p]

hi, but this is bollocks. if ben kingsley was really going for it i would've been impressed but he isn't and it looks like a badly synched karaoke video.
at best.

[Marry me ?]

id do more than pinch her cheeks. a girl that likes hardcore, writes the best blogs on the internet and has legs like that . fuck it marry me louise ?

[Louise Haynes]

Eurgh, Fucking hell. I give you Exhibit A of the trials and tribulations of owning a vagina.