TORONTO - ZANTA ZIGHTING
You might remember that short doc we made about Toronto's Zanta. If you don't, here's a few keywords to jog your memory: push-ups, loud, shirtless, Christmas, public disturbance, karate master, permanently banned from Toronto. Any of that ringing a bell? Well, today we got a tip regarding his whereabouts. Surprise! He's in live video chatrooms! Some girl recorded her chat with him, uploaded it to Youtube, and then alerted us. It's an eight minute video of him rambling about internet girls without pants and how he wants to change his screen name (it was set to "TheTermanator"). The video goes on waaaay too long and most of it doesn't make a lick of sense, but we wanted to keep you in the loop. Zanta may be brain damaged and furiously horny but we don't think he's dangerous. Did you know his life goals include making a sleigh pulled by 12 girls in Christmas bikinis? What is the point of banning this guy and his scrumptious ideas?

zanta was in all my childhood nightmares.
Posted by: m&m | 20/11/2008 at 00:08
rls the name of the chick in teh vid so i may facebook stalk?
p.s. REHASH
Posted by: a-low | 20/11/2008 at 00:13
i see Zanta everywhere, topless, i bet he has perma-hard nipples
Posted by: | 20/11/2008 at 00:13
Zanta once asked my ex-girlfriend if I ever ate her out then said "THAT guy can't do 50 one armed push-ups"
Posted by: TD | 20/11/2008 at 00:14
Oh, god dammit, enough with Zanta, already. The guy's a pain in the ass and I don't even live in toronto.
Posted by: Boris | 21/11/2008 at 01:54