You're in Miami sniffing drugs, chug-a-lugging champers until you've got a little cartoon dizzy scribble above your head, all ramped up on the art world and everyone's ego, ODing on "concepts," and suddenly you realize uh-oh, I'm gonna crash and burn and go back to my hotel room and have a hollow-soul hangover cry about the vacuousness of this experience if I don't get just a little dose of humanity. Or else you're sitting in front of a screen going, "Hey what's up with that whole Art Basel thing? Is it bullshit or what?" So here, we'll save all of you with our guide to Miami Art Fairs. Today watch for some friendly interviews with Nate Lowman, Aurel Schmidt, and Naomi Fisher, and then we'll also tell you where to get a bite to eat so you don't come back a cadaver. Cadavers smell like shit.
how about a guide into the nether regions of ms. headstand here?
Posted by: bootylicious | 04/12/2008 at 17:00
i've never been to miami but everyone i know that goes does coke the entire time. is the city that bad or that good? they make it sound so fun but then i learn that they just stayed on a docked boat the entire weekend and didn't even leave. anywhere is fun with liquor and small hills of chow chow.
Posted by: scram | 04/12/2008 at 17:02
miami makes l.a. look half decent.
Posted by: eh | 04/12/2008 at 17:03
What??? LA sucks, full if douchebags... Phony ass stunts.
Posted by: Mr. Children | 04/12/2008 at 19:02
this is fine and all but what i really want to see is a guide to miami art fags... oh wait maybe that's what this is
Posted by: ponderer mcguggenheim | 04/12/2008 at 19:42