NEW YORK - EAT YOUR EYES OUT

Hey kids! Let’s rev up the ol’ Tardis and transmogrify the present financial situation of families slurping bark soup for Sunday supper and hark back to a more prosperous time known as 2006. Everyone was so gleeful and carefree that eating entrails and other stuff humans should never, ever put in their mouths was considered a recreational activity. It was around this magical era that one of our writers decided it would be a tremendous hoot to eat an entire cow from head to hoof. Synergism must have been in the air because, within the same year a goof visiting Japan found a tuna eyeball in a grocery store and took it home to treat himself to a delicious nosh. In other eyeball munching news, an inmate on death row recently ripped his own precious orb from its socket and swallowed it. Apparently he'd done this ol' trick before, back in 2004, so technically that makes him the trendsetter in this whole cool eyeball eating thing. Clearly it was so good he had to do it twice. You can find a photo of him below. Happy lunchtime!

This is his mug shot before he ate the other eye.

PS: Please note that the plate used for the cow stomach follows a somewhat similar pattern to the one the eye-eater used. We don’t know what this means, but it’s a little unnerving.

PPS: If you’re really into reading about and looking at people eating weird shit, check out what else this guy has stuffed down his putrid gullet.

Comments

[will]

thanks, now my throat tastes like stomach acid

[anne]

other than the turkey eyeball, most of the stuff on his blog looks tasty to me!

[MO]

hold on a minute! he ate BOTH his eyes? what the fuck?

[eyeless joe]

maybe he was going for the freak-the-ass-rapists-out-so-they-don't-pound-your-butt angle

[errors out the wazoo]

the post chronicle needs a new editor desperately.

[tutu teabagger]

he looks about eleven and a half

[werst]

gross. i thought it was a beer bottle. that is sick.