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drats

i so thought you ms painted all over that guy before i realized it's just pipe cleaners.

frontbackside

I'm glad everyone "behaved themselves" this time. No one wants to see past-their-peak, hairy, and slightly overweight men getting crazy... actually that sounds kind of entertaining

hoot

great. no pictures of Jasmine, but tons of dirty, greasy hippy men. Noiseblood, you've disappointed me.

Mayo

That was some really juicy gossip. CWAZY! Lindsay Lohan of Noise...that is just so mean. I can't believe the wild bunch of noise behaved well...

beau jangles

this just in: leslie keffer blah blah blah who cares???????????????adfalsdjflkasdfjl

I CARE! I must know ever single detail about these people... Leslie Kaffer and Big Fat Man McNasty and Kate SluttyHerps. then I want to go watch "The Hills". its my routine.

br3nt

telepathik friend is sw33t, dont hate!

gary

who wrote this stupid article?

l'elk!

ahh, good ol' churchills.

someone please tell me who the fuck is the dude in the black wifebeater with the stache (pictured with keffer)

shitdunk

someone tell me who the fuck the dude in the black wife beater with the stache is (pictured with keffer)

rusty!

jazz tha hottie
http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww17/monkeyman1975/jzzjazz.jpg

all the hippies kinda disconcerting, no usual scumbags. so sleazy/friendly. i saw the girl & dude on the bus, they looked in love, now we know! and i heard TV called "the justin timberlake of noise" lol

she hooked up with harris too

erin hart

i heard no one wants you to come to the noise conference next year.
juicy.


BITCHES WHO DONT SUCK DICK WILL GET NO RESPECT

wtf

jasmine lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravi

that guy Door hasnt even heard Discharge.

FLORIDA

leslie keffer wrote this
and has been banned from florida.

leslie!!!!

TV

Stuff White People Like

122. Noise

More advanced white people play "noise music." What is interesting about this phenomenon is they fall into two categories: either, over-educated liberal arts grads (and those who left graduate school), or whites who dropped out of highschool due to excessive heroin abuse. All rely on their excessive knowledge of noise musicians: groups such as To Live And Shave In LA, Laundry Room Squelchers, Weasel Walter, etc. Upper eschalon whites ironically make fun of various "noise luminaries" knowing their contemporaries will view it ironically. Combining irony with an encyclopedic knowledge of useless information (such as relating noise music to Critical Theory, for example) is considered very advanced. The easiest way to manipulate this brand of white is to listen --actually zone out-- nod, and pretend you know what they are talking about, keeping sure to look as droll as possible. It is essential to mention obscure noise acts (local bands no one would know anyway are best). Feign surprise when your white companion has not heard said band. It is acceptable to fabricate noise bands because there is a 99% chance you are drinking Pabst Blue Ribbons that cost $4 in Bushwick. Not only will you never speak to your interlocutor again, you will also not listen to her/his homemade noise CD-R (or the more advanced casette tape, or even 8track tape)--all of course hand numbered, not "limited edition." Finally, even more advanced white people antagonize their white noise music contemporaries because it is viewed as ironic. Remember: dealing with white people in the noise music scene relies on the interplay between regurgitating obscure, useless information and irony.

I am a chooch.

TV

well ma'am you'd be right
have i told you about my basement?.. . err noise 8track tapes!
http://childproof.tv/bbs/tvnoise8tracktape.jpg

Jack Diablo

I would have assumed that writing for a magazine would require some basic grammar and spelling skills. Or maybe the editors didn't get their fix when they approved this.

sweet d

the guy in the Keffer pic is Stoney Tusco, not Rusty Tusco

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