We all woke up to Megan, our photographer, brushing her hair so loudly we thought the hotel room was being attacked by a swarm of bees. We were all completely out of it from the night before, but she insisted we get up and go downtown to see one of her favorite bands, 5 Talking Turds play. She demanded Alexis give her a makeover so she would look her best if for some reason she were to meet/fuck them.
We got downtown late and to our relief and her disappointment, they were playing their last song. She never worked up the nerve to talk to them, so we went on our way in pursuit of something gay.
We aimlessly walked around for at least two hours while Alexis took any opportunity he could to be photographed with boring straight dudes.
Finally, we got a call from Jeppe, who was staying at the fabulous Omni Hotel. He told us to meet him on the top floor in 20 minutes so he could give us artist passes to the Perez Hilton party that he was DJing.
We snuck our way to the top floor of the hotel and lounged by the pool. Jeppe was running late and we were fading quick.
Like a true weekend warrior, Funxalina searched through her purse and found a tiny bit of coke. We decide to do it under Alexis's skirt so we wouldn't get busted by all the undercover cops who were swimming in the hotel pool.
Then our friend Dean (the sexiest guy at SXSW) showed up and gave us Adderall! DREAMY!
We split up the 20 mg Adderall... Well, sort of, I kinda hogged it, but I couldn't help it! It's the only thing that really makes me feel complete.
Right as the Adderall began to kick in Jeppe showed up and gave us our passes! We said our goodbyes to Dean (who was looking so cute in that hot tub) and decided to get ready for our last night in Austin.
CODY CRITCHELOE
(photos by Megan Mantia)
and here i thought the only things austin and la shared was good mexican food. this looks one asian dj short of a party photo shoot at the standard roof pool.
Posted by: mench | 24/03/2009 at 14:48
5 Talking Turds play Flying Vs and SGs and ride through town on a trailer? I'm a fan already..
Posted by: Beardo | 24/03/2009 at 14:53
apparently there are three things in texas- steers, queers, and dopefiends.
Posted by: blackstronaut | 24/03/2009 at 14:58
the turds are a classy act- i believe they recorded an album with sinatra, and another with john tesh
Posted by: fear of a black hat | 24/03/2009 at 15:00
JUNIOR SENIOR?!?!?!?!
Posted by: sara | 24/03/2009 at 15:01
Brilliant disguise...under the balls of freak show Alexis.
Posted by: Monkeybags | 24/03/2009 at 15:04
when ugly people do coke, terrible things are bound to happen. anyone remember poizon?
Posted by: furious fister | 24/03/2009 at 15:04
people need to get hobbies.
Posted by: l | 24/03/2009 at 15:21
" this looks one asian dj short of a party photo shoot at the standard roof pool."
I lawl'd.
FUCK YOU AOKI!
Posted by: kool fartz | 24/03/2009 at 15:53
Awesome post. I love the pictures. I wish we could have seen Megans before and after shots.
Posted by: austin wedding dj | 11/12/2009 at 17:50