You know how when it's 4 PM on a Friday afternoon and you know you're not going to get or respond to any more emails or do any more work whatsoever, you'll message your funniest friend to try and help you make it to 5 o' clock (because that's quitting time)? I have the best friend for that. Seriously. Pat is the best. I just started talking to him about this picture of a dude getting bummed by the CN Tower and then he told me that he upset his manager today, and I was like "Ha ha why?" and he tells me that he was on his clubbing-seals-is-OK rant and then he explained that seals are just swimming pinatas. That is fucking brilliant. Swimming pinatas! Great stuff.
The clubbing seals is ok joke has been going on all day @ the office we were obviously joking because it is not right but this is too funny
Posted by: this guy | 13/03/2009 at 20:39
Pat has always been my savior in the department of killing time before 5pm. Since I don't really work a 9-5 job he pretty well just helps me out all the time. Our conversations vary.....and are usually disturbing. But they always leave me smiling, or shaking my head with disbelief.
Thank-you Pat...you deserve an award or something.
Posted by: Brittany Dow | 13/03/2009 at 20:50
haha at roughly the same time I was almost hit by a girl on a razor while I crossed the street, she was wearing a burka. First thing I do? txt Pat to let him know.
Posted by: Thom | 13/03/2009 at 21:17
hahaha, pat and i had that exact same conversation today via text messages. it made my lunch break extra special.
Posted by: Alasdair Murray-Lawson | 13/03/2009 at 22:44
one time he stood behind me and just stared at the back my head, his face frozen in a creepy grin, holding his balls, salivating...completely naked...for 10 minutes.
Posted by: rugthrow | 14/03/2009 at 17:44