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dingo dick

last night i had beets and this morning after my second coffee i saddled up for my morning dump. i turned to flush and was flabbergasted. it looked like i had just shat out coagulated blood turds.

Fishsticks

This is really wierd because I run an S&M parlour and I have to stick my fingers up doctors arses three times a day.

Noah

By far the best articles on VICE, this author blows all the others on this website out of the water me thinks…

cero

100pounds an hour? shit i'd do it

nymph

i'd have to opt for the female doctor. also, if you put your ass up in a certain position, doesn't your asshole kinda gape open? i can't believe i'm even writing this shit. i feell ike i'm searching for porn.

@nymph

What have you been doing to stretch yours out so much? Mine is like the tightest you can cinch a dirty clothes bag, no matter the angle.

awesome blossom

good to know those drops of blood in my underpants are nothing to worry about

rodney poleman

"" Most people I deal with find it about as intrusive as being poked in the ass by a stranger""

Vancouver girls enjoy all of this, and more!

mike

scary stuff

skratchy

OUCH
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anonymous

urggh. reading this made my insides hurt.

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