AUSTRALIA - STOOPING TO NEW HIGHS AT SPLENDOUR IN THE GRASS

I like to think of myself as a slightly young, semi-professional type of lady. I like music, I think art is good, books are fun and parties are awesome. But I also like to hit the floor on occasion and if my skirt happens to fly up, or someone snaps me in a situation where my face looks like a spat out sausage, then pffft, adios Captain Dignity. I considered trying to be sophisticated a while back, but decided that the level of upkeep was much too burdensome. I’d rather cut it loose.

SYDNEY – MR. KIN'S GARBEAUTIFUL GETUPS

So, what do you do with your spare time? Mr. Kin here makes amazingly elaborate opera costumes. Why? For no real reason. Except to entertain his friends and make the world a brighter place with his alter ego Madame Garbo. Now, we weren’t sure whether to poke fun or not so we asked him to please explain. Here’s what he said...